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Funny Football Quotes

Funny quotes by the managers, players and the commentators!

Players

  • 'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - David Beckham
  • 'One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.' - Alan Shearer
  • 'Sometimes in football you have to score goals.' - Thierry Henry
  • 'We lost because we didn't win.' - Ronaldo
  • 'I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable.' - Paul Gascoigne
  • 'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
    - David Beckham

Managers

  • 'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson
  • 'He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards were in his head.' - Glenn Hoddle
  • 'Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.' - Arsene Wenger

Commentators

  • 'He's 31 this year: last year he was 30.' - David Coleman
  • 'If that had gone in, it would have been a goal.' - David Coleman
  • 'It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the scoreline on Saturday.'
    - Radio 5 live
  • 'And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.' - Ian Darke
  • 'It was the game that put the Everton ship back on the road.'
    - Alan Green
  • 'Forest have now lost six matches without winning.' - David Coleman

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